Clearly, I Have Some Issues…

I don’t know what it is about the so called “Zombie Apocalypse” that people think is actually going to happen.

Wow, I phrased that like a prepubescent on meth. Ah, to be in fifth grade again… Allow me to rephrase.

The “Zombie Apocalypse” will not happen, and I have no clue why people think it will. That being said I was having a conversation with a friend at work who said that he believed in the ZA, and furthermore, said that he thinks it would come very soon, like within the next few years.

Now, while we were having that conversation, I found myself getting a bit excited. Excited at the prospect of millions of people getting eaten, then millions of people killing millions more. I don’t want people to get hurt or anything, but I just want to see it. Film and TV is all well and good, but the world needs a good pestilence every now and then. Keeps the human race on its toes.

Now, I’m not one of those guys who thinks I would last the entirety of the time, but I think I would give it a good go. The idea of having my pick of women to repopulate the earth with strikes me as no mean consolation. That being said I have a question…

“Am I fucked in the head for thinking this?”

People get killed on disasters around the world and the higher the body count is, the more I giggle. Does this make me a bad person? I mean if so, fine I can live with that. But, I have such a deep-seated hatred for my own species because of the shit we do to each other, that I’m simply waiting for something to come along and wipe the slate clean, so to speak, so that humanity can build itself up, and try again to make that Thomas More-ish Utopia. Maybe we’re doomed to just repeat the processes of a fucked up dystopian society where there is always a portion of our population is fucked over on a systematic basis… 1984, here we come…

I love people as individuals, but hate the way we kill each other. I hate the greed of modern society, but can’t bring myself to help those I’ve never met with money that I’ve earned.

Maybe it’s not that I’m a bad person, I simply acknowledge that I am just as hypocritical as everyone else, at least in the Darwinian sense, and wear my imperfection on my sleeve, right here with my hatred for my species.

That being said… Zombie Apocalypse? Winning…

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