What Did YOU Do Today?

Okay, so I worked on a program, tried to get my daughter to eat beets, chased my dog across the yard with a stick in a vain effort to dissuade her from chasing a groundhog and I damn near blew an O ring passing a turd the size of a donkey.

I think I could cure cancer and abolish republicanism and never have balls as big as this dude.

As a side note, while you were jerking off to anime porn and fantasizing about moving out of your mother’s basement, this guy broke the sound barrier.

WITH HIS FACE.

If you’re one of the dumbasses that thinks this is fake, die in a fire.

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